The Cat Calling Men....

This is going to be a favorite for many of you ladies :).  This goes out to all you Men/boys who like to make sexual innuendos towards women as they are walking by. Keep in mind, they are minding their own business just trying to get through the day just like you . Do you honestly think we love being uncomfortable, awkward, and feeling like we are just a sexual object to you. Cat Calls can be harassing or even threatening. Never cool sometimes hilarious  nevertheless not cool. 

Here is some advice for all of you especially the ones that are wanting to find that special woman to be with, don't start out by hollering cat calls. Ponder this for a moment, in the history of this world has anyone actually ever stopped after hearing a cat call and then magically fell in love?  Don't get me wrong, there might be a few girls this could work on but trust me this isn't the girl you want to bring home to your mom if you know what I mean.

It changes with season, just as men anxiously await the time of sundresses, women anxiously await the time of cat-calls. Except wait, it's not the same at all, we almost dread it. We get all dolled up, put that cute little black dress on and get excited for the night. We then stop and think for a moment, ( Oh great, I am looking good how many cat calls am I going to get tonight...and it starts). From the moment you walk into a room full of single and or taken men it's on, all eyes on you. It's the most uncomfortable thing ever. Being women we love a nice compliment, what we don't like is feeling the stalker eyes on us the whole night, or seeing you walking behind your wife and making gestures towards us without her knowing. One of the few advantages to winter that makes us women happy is not being objectified all the time but even then we can't seem to get away from it. 

Men, you need to learn what women really like and then apply it to all situations before you start using the cat calls. Honestly if we see a cute guy and he just gives us smile that lights us up more than any of the following pick up lines I have heard or read about...... Prepare yourselves for a good laugh.

• "You look good in that outfit. I bet you’d look better out of it." Not the most original line, but this is especially funny to me because you have no idea what's going on under our clothes, maybe we haven't shaved for months and you could probably get lost under there. Just trying to make a point and gross you out a little. Hope it helps. :)
• "Your body is serious." Well my body does enjoy reading non-fiction and watching period dramas, so yes.
• "Your body is like butter." what the? Really?
• "You are a goddess amongst peasants." Huh....
• "I’m sorry Miss Tube Top, I am for real." Sung to the tune of OutKast "Mrs Jackson" Wow you are creative 
• "Your dad must be a Terrorist because he made a Bomb." Ok, So you are calling my dad a Terrorist? 
• "If I were a Fly, I would land on you first because you are the Sh*t." Are you saying I look and smell like Sh*t?
• " Excuse me, can you give me directions." haha I'll give you directions to get lost...

• "I swear I know you." Really because I swear I don't know you and don't want to know you

As much as I hate it when a guy says these things, I almost have to thank them at the same time. You do give us a good laugh but it's not going to get you a number or even a second thought. I hope I wasn't to harsh just trying to be real and let you Men know to cut the lame Cat Calling out. Grow a pair, give us a smile, a nice compliment, and let faith take it from there. I promise the world would be a better place for everyone. 

Till next time
Kasey the over thinker ;)